It's not very hard to avoid setting off the fire alarm when you cook. Just be a little careful, if you spill something on the burner, turn it off and clean it up. Keep an eye on things while you cook them. It's annoying to have to go outside for twenty minutes every time the alarm goes off, so please try to avoid doing it. It's especially bad when it's below zero out, and it's 8:30am on a Sunday.
Please either learn to cook properly, or don't cook at all.
-SF
Dear fire alarm,
ReplyDeletePlease only warn the stupid people about cooking incidents, and only warn the smart people about legitimate fires.
Maybe they'll be punished into intelligence. Worst case, they might die in a fire.
No huge loss.
+1
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